August 2012
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asiansdoingweirdthings:
let’s take a moment to appreciate all those boys who can pull off facial hair
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it’s always sunny in chinadelphia.
– youguysarelame on a book of mao zedong poems i found
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how the fuck do you people handle getting your ears pierced dammit
i keep freaking about touching it and if it gets infected and a second head will grow out of it or something jesus
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badcgijosh:
go-quietly:
wow, ryan gosling is not fucking around in this movie.
he just stabbed a dude with a pipe.
I fucking love The Notebook
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badcgijosh:
So Nicki Minaj has a verse on what is otherwise one of the best tracks on the new Justin Bieber record and it has some great lyrical moments including one where she rhymes “Selina” with “wiener” but my favourite part is “World tours, it’s mine/ ten little letters on a big sign”
Ostensibly she did that to have enough syllables for the line but interpreting that literally is a lot of...
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July 2012
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youguysarelame:
oh my fucking god are you tagging me as gorlf now
wait how did i not see this post
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i’m not really a fan of tumblr social justice
it gets out of hand way too often
but wow i’m glad tumblr hates save the pearls as much as i do
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i deleted over 100 people off of my facebook and i feel awesome
it’s so much more pleasant when your newsfeed actually shows people you give a shit about
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ivi942:
bzrkly:
i only know about Lithuania from that Disney channel feature from like the early 2000’s
Wait disney did a feature on us? What did they say? O_O
oh! it was a cool little mini-feature on this kid from Lithuania that like, talked about politics and stuff with his pen pal in America or something.
it was pretty cool, just a little bio thing.
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“look at the foot strength! those toes could crack walnuts.”
ok the olympics are officially disgusting fuck this.
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seeing this swimmer pounding his man-boob in triumph is making water sports even worse for me
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wow so I looked at twitter and a trending tag was “these chinese”
clicked it since i was curious
all only racist things about chinese people
some have legitimate concerns about the ages of the athletes and yes that is an issue
but if you’re 40 years old sitting on a couch and bitching about it and a little girl is in the olympics winning gold medals what are you doing with...
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wow i cannot make myself care about water sports at all
my school is heavily invested in them but all the swimmers and water polo players are so incredibly annoying that water sports have been completely ruined for me
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i only know about Lithuania from that Disney channel feature from like the early 2000’s
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argentina olympic basketball team why are you so cute
ihopemittromney:
Yo momma’s pudgy, face it.
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batmansbutt:
batmansbutt:
another day, another weird ass alien mother fucker in my radar
omg it’s harriet tubman my bad
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WAHOOOOO IF YOU THOUGHT REVEALING EDEN WAS BAD
IT’S ONLY PART ONE
OF A SERIES
STRAP ON YOUR PUKE BUCKETS PEOPLE
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OK LAST BOOK RAGE I SWEAR
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“Further, Foyt pats herself on the back because her dystopian novel where whites are the disadvantaged race just mirrors her own teachings at home. “I have endeavored to raise my children with a color-free mentality. My son once mentioned that his color was white while mine was tan. This was said with no more feeling than if he’d been describing the...
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ok this is probably the last book rage post of today
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A guy was on the Save the Pearls facebook page defending the book and it’s romance element, saying that it was indeed in support of interracial marriage. He however, was completely rejecting the previous grievances the book has committed on the front of racism. Normally, I would be as opposed to him as the other commenters are,...
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Conceivably, if the book had not reached the African-American community of...
– THE AUTHOR OF SAVE THE PEARLS DOESN’T THINK BLACK PEOPLE CAN READ
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Ache of the Mouth: So Let's Talk About "Save The... →
acheofthemouth:
Yes this book is apparently the new ‘Hunger Games’.
With it’s dystopian world and female lead from a downtrodden background fighting the ruling classes, it sure sounds a lot like Suzanne Collins’ books. But wait, THIS author, Ms Victoria Foyt decided to take it a step further. In her new book…
a really good discussion on the shittiest book (or one of) in the last...
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jellyfishblood reblogged your photo: officialscottdisick: this is how ponify was…
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pre-birds i’m going to use that
good choice can I interest you in another offer
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I’ve noticed how against the idea of romance I am.
Does this mean I’m bitter? Angry? Butthurt over some past rejection?
No, I’m like this because I’m a realist and I understand that fairy tales are such for a reason.
Shit doesn’t happen man, 1500 was ages ago.
I don’t need a man to empower me, I don’t need a relationship to fuel me, and more...
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youguysarelame replied to your post: youguysarelame replied to your post: so i’m going…
pfft ahahaha
ow my finger just fell off
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youguysarelame replied to your post: so i’m going to talk about how much i…
a very good post
hands are tired from being thrown
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so i’m going to talk about how much i hate YA lit again.
here’s a list of all the damaging topics it shamelessly promotes as staples of the genre
weak female leads
reliance on a romantic partner
reliance on an ABUSIVE romantic partner
internalized racism
misogyny internalized or otherwise
male leads that constantly need to be babied
either running from problems or...
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bonnienoire:
so like
the coals are the superior race bc their dark skin can help them withstand the burning sunlight on the surface or whatever
and the pearls are inferior bc their light skin means they can’t withstand it
ok but
coal is burned in fires and pearls aren’t
so like
what even is this metaphor
even when you strip it from all of the racist bullshit undertones
it still makes...
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BOOK RAGE UPDATE
ANOTHER THING THAT JUST MADE ME THINK ABOUT SAVE THE PEARLS
It’s not just glorified and stylized racism, it’s starting to sound like a plea AGAINST RACIAL EQUALITY. ‘Look what will happen if we let the Blacks vote! They’ll take over and kill us!’.
I joke a lot about my own race and being a POC in a predominantly white community. I’m...
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i’m happy that tumblr in all of it’s privilege and misguided glory (sometimes) is at least realizing how stupid this damn book is
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youguysarelame replied to your post: LOTS OF ANGRY OPINIONS TODAY ABOUT…
i like your opinions you should keep making angry opinion posts
WOOHOHO BOY THIS IS GONNA BE AN ANGRY MONTH GET READY
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i will be tagging my angry book rage posts “book rages”
feel free to blacklist
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LOTS OF ANGRY OPINIONS TODAY ABOUT PEOPLE AND THINGS
WOW I DIDN’T REALIZE HUMANITY WAS SO UNPLEASANT
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Wow I hate literature now and here are my thoughts wow fuck young adult literature I’m sick of it give me Mann and Vonnegut and Plath and Fishbourne and Currie Jr and Tropper and Chekov omfg
I’m mad bout books today this is long and mostly unimportant.
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Wow so Save the Pearls is essentially the worst goddamn piece of smut/racism propaganda I had the misfortune of finding out...
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badcgijosh:
I guess that now that Save The Pearls is a thing I can, for the time being, get off of people’s backs about 50 Shades of Grey because their taste in literature could officially be worse
This holds the distinction of being the worst silver lining in the history of everything